i’ll get straight to the point i found marijuana in the house. ive never thought myself a type of father who’d have to drug test his kids but im willing to do just that if that’s what it takes to find out who brought a joint into this house

…

dad

lucy found something too

*BAM*

dad

i found a joint in mom’s dressing drawer. i was just looking for a scarf! […] i didn’t think you’d mind! and then i stumbled……. on a joint……. i didn’t know what to think i mean it’s none of our business if you and dad want to

dON’T… dont fiNISH THAT SEntence i assume you’re referring to this this is a joint i found by the front door same joint your mother put into her dressing drawer

wait a minute…. then wHOSE JOINT IS IT

*BOOM*

….

….

…

it’s mine

*CRASH*

*BOOM*

*CHOIR SINGING*

you gotta be kIDDIN

look simon

man i cAN’T BELIEVE IT!!!!!!!!!!

simon wait

aPOLOGIZE

*GUNSHOT*

what even is the meaning of those things omfg

i am waiting for my sister to arrive and i am so bored

goddamnhella:

• Name: marcelina
• Age: 18
• Height: 168 cm (5’6”)
• Weight: whale
• Relationship status: single but frustrated
• Birthday: december 3
• Favorite color: dirtypink (it exists ok)
• Favorite band: florence+the machine, radiohead, wild beasts, the knife (fever ray), many many others
• Last song listened: jack white - love is blindness
• Favorite movie: uuuh at this moment if i have to choose it’s the fall, drive, intouchables, another earth, lotr trilogy
• Last movie watched: oh lord… i haven’t watched a full movie in a long long while. i think the last movie i watched AND finished was tdkr aka the worst movie ever (ok not really but i hated it)
• Favorite book: i love SO SO SO many books but i’ve never sweated as much as i sweated during reading a storm of swords ok like it broke me in so many ways idk (a lot of sweat produced by my body = high quality)
• Last book read: lotr two towers but if rereading counts it was bridget jones (no comment)
• # of siblings: 2, older sister and older brother
• # of pets: ugh… 2 dogs, 3 cats and a parrot? so 6 in general
• Best school subject: i hated everything when i was in school so n/a
• Mac or PC?: idc
• Cell phone type:  sony ericsson xperia arc s
• Current shirt color: pink (violet?)
• Gamer? i played and enjoyed like phoenix wright and apollo justice and i had two days long phase of playing the sims so not really
• Day or night? night
• Summer or winter? summer? whatever
• Most-visited website? tumblr, twitter, pixiv, deviantart, y!gal, youtube, mangareader, narutoget
• Celebrity crush: me whenever i pass by the mirror

francieum:

I need to get something off my chest.

I have noticed a massive amount of you children on this website calling and referring to other people as peasants. I’d like to inform you that peasants were prevalent in the Middle Ages and in pre industrial society. They consisted of the traditional class of farmers, so when you you refer to someone as a peasant, and they are not a farmer, then you are wrong.

Sorry, something that’s just been bothering me. God bless everyone.

shcherbatskayas:

Henri, le chat noir

April’s Pit Photos

as some of you know, i returned from my trip to crimea (ukraine) today. i can’t believe it’s been 2 weeks, it passed so quickly! although i missed home TOO MUCH. anyway as usual i chose several photos (out of like eight hundred) i took that i like (despite the constant derp on my face)

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did anyone notice that i was gone?????? i missed all of you! 

i made a crapload of photos but i will post only several of them to give you a general idea as to where i was. also i look like poop on every single one of them.

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